There was an uneasy atmosphere during the closing stages the Valspar Championship after local prick Derek Corless announced to everyone in the pub he had Paul Casey backed at 80/1.

The smug bastard, 27, spent up to 10 minutes passing his phone around with the Bet365 app open to demonstrate his superior intelligence to his fellow drinkers.

The mood in the pub then took a further nosedive as lads realised they would have to root for Patrick feckin' Reed if the know-all bollix was to be thwarted.

Corless, who is just back from 10 days skiing, has a fucking tan and drinks craft beers cemented his reputation as a hateful bastard by then winning five straight games of pool.

The absolute wank bag also reckons he put €100 on Tiger Woods to win The Masters. When Tiger was 1000/1 back in January.

More as it emerges.

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