Extremists organisations have been quick to distance themselves from comparisons to Patrick Reed after he went on the rampage in Germany yesterday.

All 53 major world terror organisations immediately took to Twitter to say they had nothing whatsoever to do with the savage attack on a pocket billiard playing European Tour camera crew.

"Death to the West but he's not our guy," said an leading extremist spokesman echoing the general sentiments of the terror world. "We see what you are doing, saying that Reed belongs to us. You are trying to make us look really bad aren't you? Oh you are so sneaky."

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